April Fool SMS

The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.

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So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.

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Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment.
- Horace (65 BC - 8 BC)

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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
- Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC)

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The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool's Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.

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WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

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It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.
- Anatole France (1844 - 1924)

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Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
- Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria

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You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
- Colette (1873 - 1954), in New York World-Telegram and Sun, 1961

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The maple syrup's full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie----I---

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Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.

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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? ~George Bernard Shaw

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I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it. ~Edgar Allan Poe