April Fool SMS

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. ~Clifton Paul Fadiman

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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. ~Max Eastman

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A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. ~Henry Louis Mencken

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You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. ~Abraham Lincoln

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We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. ~Japanese Proverb

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If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. ~Welsh Proverb

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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ~Mark Twain

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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
~Robert Frost, "Cluster of Faith," 1962

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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

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If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

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The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?

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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. ~George Orwell

April Fool SMS

The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.

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So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.

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Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment.
- Horace (65 BC - 8 BC)

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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
- Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC)

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The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool's Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.

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WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

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It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.
- Anatole France (1844 - 1924)

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Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
- Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria

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You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
- Colette (1873 - 1954), in New York World-Telegram and Sun, 1961

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The maple syrup's full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie----I---

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Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.

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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? ~George Bernard Shaw

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I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it. ~Edgar Allan Poe

April Fool SMS

For pepsi "shahrukh"

For coke "aamir"

For mirinda "vivek"

For fanta "rani"

& For Thums Up "Akshay"

Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!

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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

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Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(hint-
it should be 5)

Read caps word reversely.

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

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If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions

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All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...

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In April Fool
Plz don't read this

Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.

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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

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If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...



Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.

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Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

April Fool SMS

Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

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Fool se
fool ne
foolon ki foolon ki
foolwari me fool k sath wish kiya ..
U R MOST...


BEAUTIFOOL,
WONDERFOOL,
N
COLORFOOL
Amongst all fools,
happy fools day

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Fill a manila envelope with shaving cream. Slide the open, top end of the envelope under the closed bedroom door. tHEN Stomp on the body of the envelope as hard as you can. The shaving cream bomb will cover everything in the room.

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Paint all the bars of soap in a house/residence/whatever with colorless nail polish (reserving, of course, one for oneself) then replacing them in the soapdishes. Those suckers won't suds to save themselves.

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Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

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I have been waiting all day, and no phone nothing. Had I done this, imagine your reaction. You have no concern for my problems. Can you atleast bother to let me know??

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Sky is in Blue Colour Like "You"
Moon in White Colour Like "Me"
But Our "SON" is Red Colur
"Sorry Spelling Mistake"
Our "SUN" is in Red Colur like Red Rose...
April Foolllllll...

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u don't mind

If u don't feel bad

If don't hesitate

Please......

give me a

K

ki


kis


kiss


kiss......


kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......

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Loosen the foot end of the top sheet and then double it up underneath to tuck it under the top of the mattress. When the person goes to bed, they find themselves in a nice tight sheet.

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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

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Tu thi paas tab tha ek bahana jeene ka,
Ab tu nahi to is jeendegi ko bhi khair jeena kya!
Ab to teri yadon mein hi hai mashgul hum,..
..Khair woh baat alag ki har lamho mein bante hai april fool hum..

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Hallow I am a virus and I am entering in your brain rightnow.........Sorry I will leave,because I can't find a brain.

April Fool SMS

Fill a manila envelope with shaving cream. Slide the open, top end of the envelope under the closed bedroom door. tHEN Stomp on the body of the envelope as hard as you can. The shaving cream bomb will cover everything in the room.

Congratulations to you my old friend

Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
'Cause I know the mirror doesn't lie.
You're aging like me, so you surely can see
That you're getting to be an old guy.

Dream SMS

Your future dependz upon
Since ur eyes are
looking tired... Let ur
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreams,Gudnyte,
Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Umeed ki thi maine khushiyan ki
Ab toh woh kashtiyan bhi doob chuki hai
Har koi lagne laga hai paraya
Mujhse juda hochuka mera hi saaya
y do we close our eyes wen we dream
y do we close our eyes wen we dream ? ..
dts bcoz d most butiful things n lyf r un seen..
so ask me ..
y cnt i see u ryt nw ? �
When you find a dream inside your heart
When you find a dream inside your heart, don't let it go. for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful
Tomorrow Grows.
Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.
Since ur eyes are
Since ur eyes are
looking tired... Let ur
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreams,Gudnyte
y do we close our eyes wen we dream ?
y do we close our eyes wen we dream ? ..
dts bcoz d most butiful things n lyf r un seen..
so ask me ..
y cnt i see u ryt nw ? �

Dream SMS

Your future dependz upon
Since ur eyes are
looking tired... Let ur
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreams,Gudnyte,
Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Umeed ki thi maine khushiyan ki
Ab toh woh kashtiyan bhi doob chuki hai
Har koi lagne laga hai paraya
Mujhse juda hochuka mera hi saaya
y do we close our eyes wen we dream
y do we close our eyes wen we dream ? ..
dts bcoz d most butiful things n lyf r un seen..
so ask me ..
y cnt i see u ryt nw ? �
When you find a dream inside your heart
When you find a dream inside your heart, don't let it go. for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful
Tomorrow Grows.
Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.
Since ur eyes are
Since ur eyes are
looking tired... Let ur
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreams,Gudnyte
y do we close our eyes wen we dream ?
y do we close our eyes wen we dream ? ..
dts bcoz d most butiful things n lyf r un seen..
so ask me ..
y cnt i see u ryt nw ? �

LOVE SMS

I cant help it, my heart beats faster,
my knees get weak, my stomach hurts
& I can hardly breathe!
each & every moment feels brand new
In short, i am crazy 4U!

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Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?


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I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
And then I looked at you,
And I kept looking at you,
For the rose isn’t as beautiful as you
dnt be afraid 2 say "i love u" 2 d 1 u luv... for wen ur ready itmyt be 2 late... d 1 u luv may hav found d comfort of hearin it from som1 else..



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If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!


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When you are lonely always remember that
there is someone out there
loving you more than words can explain,
and smile, just knowing that person is me.


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Kisi Ke Deedar Ko Tarasta Hai, Kisi Ke Intezaar Me Tadapta Hai, Yeh Dil Bhi Ajeeb Cheez Hai, Jo Hota Hai Khud Ka Magar Kisi Aur Ke Liye Dhadakta Hai.

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Roop se aksar pyar nahi hota "man chaha sapna sakar nahi hota" har kisi pe na mar mitna mere dost" har kisi ke dil me sacha pyar nahi hota.

SMS MESSAGES

**Every time i miss you, a star falls. So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone, its because you made me miss you too much!**

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Pyar Ki Gari me kabhi petrol nahi hota, piyar k safar me kabhi punchar nahi hota. Pyar jivan ki aisi gari hai jisme 2 se zayada passenger nahi hota.

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Most wonderful pairs in the world are:-
HEART & BEAT
NIGHT & MOON
BIRDS & SONGS
ROSES & LOVE
U & UR $MILE.
SO KEEP $MILING ALWAYS.

Dance like no one's watching; sing like no one's listening; love like you can't get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow
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DIL KI SUDA HO, ZUBAN KI NIDA HO TUM,
HOOOR HO, HUS.N KI HAR ADA'A HO TUM,
IS DEWANE KI KHAI'D HO, SAZA HO TUM,
HAYA HO, FIZA HO, THANDI HUWA HO TUM.
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Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you see who’s thinking of u!
It’s me.
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Forever is not a word rather a place where two lovers go when true love takes them there.
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A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???

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God gave u 2 legs to walk.2 hands to hold.2 ears to hear.2 eyes to see.But why did he giv u only 1 Heart? Probably because He wants you to look for the other

FREE LATEST GOOD NIGHT SMS

Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi Pahli hi rat se ho gaye Machhar ki Barbadi Machhar ne kaha Meri to QISMAT hi PHOOTI hai Makhi Roz Rat ko GOOD NIGHT laga kar soti hai
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Someday in HIS time, whatever you ask for will come true. It may not be in the exact package u wanted, but it will be what GOD thinks is best for you. Gud nyt!


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Let the most beautiful
dream come to u tonight,

Let the sweetest person
come in ur dream tonight….

But dont make it a habit
bcoz I m not free every night.

Goodnight
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P
U
S
H
P-ray
U-ntl
S-umtn
H-apens..Ü
Gud Nyt!


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Charoo Taraaf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur sone ka Tight,
Bole to BYE... Goood Nite
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Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way. Good Night