April Fool SMS

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. ~Clifton Paul Fadiman

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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. ~Max Eastman

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A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. ~Henry Louis Mencken

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You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. ~Abraham Lincoln

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We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. ~Japanese Proverb

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If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. ~Welsh Proverb

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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ~Mark Twain

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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
~Robert Frost, "Cluster of Faith," 1962

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April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

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If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

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The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?

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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. ~George Orwell